The Trampa Times
Catfight Corner
Oh how I love living in Trampa, err…I mean Tampa. We made national news a while back when a couple of Carolina Panthers cheerleaders duked it out with two local girls who interrupted their make out session in the ladies toilet. To add to the spice one of the locals was a nurse! It’s a rare day when you can use pro football cheerleader, hot girl on girl action, catfight and nurse all in the same sentence. This fracas went down at Banana Joe’s Bar, Channelside, thank God I was there! Oh wait, I was there the night before, damn it!
So now we have two porn heavyweights (and I mean that in the nicest way ladies) in a knock down drag out just a scenic drive over the causeway to Clearwater. Tara Patrick and Jewel De’Nyle squared off at nova hot club Bricktown during an adult film awards show. Now that Tara’s gone mainstream, Jewel is accusing her of spending too much time looking down her nose at her sisters in the skin industry and not enough time looking down a stiff rod with a sack of nuts. While Tara counterpunches that Jewel’s best lays, oops, I mean days are behind her and it’s time to start picking up extra shifts at Denny’s.
Now these sexy ladies have taken their share of balls to the face for XXX fans and deserve our lust and admiration. Cavalier’s film crews are standing by for Tara and Jewel to kiss and make up. Did you know Carmen Electra’s real name is Tara Patrick? That’ll fuck with your head.
